Which Former San Francisco Amusement Park Are You?

With Summer just around the corner (Also just around the corner: Winter, Spring, the aforementioned Summer, Fall, Winter again, Spring again, etc. - seasons are cyclical. So don’t get too excited when your team wins the championship) one might be thinking about some typical summer things to do like taking a free factory tour or go geocaching. But some might be thinking about amusement parks and if they are one…or maybe even two. Well this scientific quiz has been scientifically designed to tell you, scientifically, how many amusement parks you are.

You will be required to answer 20 questions designed to assess 132 different variables of human personality which will then be broken down to 20 points of focus to help you arrive at one conclusion: You have too much time on your hands.

The quiz revolves around 9 former Bay Area Parks. 5 of which no longer exist, 3 exist but have changed their name (1 of which also moved), and 1 that’s just old. Wait that’s 10 parks. 1 of which is the mystery park and if discovered gives the finder immunity for 3 days. 2 of which are mystery days. 1 of which only counts for 8 of the 24 hours. 5 of which are used for rest while the remaining 3 (2 of which must be at night) can be used as free time to be spent reading, watching TV, or taking this quiz. 2 of which are not recommended.

When complete you will know if you are an extinct San Francisco park (The Willows, Woodward’s Gardens, The Chutes, Playland At-The-Beach, or Frontier Village), remembered only in the fevered dreams of those who are unable to speak, or one of the existing Bay Area parks (Marine World, Marriott’s, Bonfante Gardens, or The Boardwalk) that have undergone desperate modifications leaving them pale shadows of what used to be. So have fun!