Writer. Comedian. Tour Guide. Regrettable Decision-Maker.

You've arrived at the official website of SK Morton. This is either intentional or a series of small mistakes.

What would you like to do?

I want to walk around San Francisco with a stranger.

TOUR

I want to read something clever.

BOOKS

I want a good, clean laugh.

LIVE COMEDY

I want to be entertained without effort.

MEDIA

I have money and poor judgment.

MERCH

I need to fully understand who you are first.

ABOUT

Before you go making any decisions…