San Francisco has become a town of, for, and by youth. But as everyone knows, youth is dumb. Young people are absent experience, wisdom, customer service, cursive, and the virtues gained from very, very corporal punishment. The result? Activities and attractions that, not even they enjoy (With the exception of protests, of course). Any Google search including “things” and “SF” – assuming your parental controls are active - will render thousands of articles geared toward young adults wanting to have fun in the City. I entered, “Fun things to do in SF for God fearing Americans” and was greeted with: “404 Error/Page Not Found”. Well, take one last sip of your wheatgrass IPA out of that mason jar and prepare to be old schooled.